I wonder If this is how cannibals feel

Just now, I was eating a pear while reading stuff on my computer.
Like this but with less cute.
I was really into this pear, man. Its juicy, its nice, and there's probably bits of skin stuck in my teeth, but whatever. Its pear time.
Anyway, about halfway through the pear, I bit into it especially hard and a bit of juice squirted out and splashed all over my computer screen.
My first thought was, "This is gross. Like porn-movie gross." But then, as I was cleaning it up and trying to remember how that happened, I noticed that it was not unlike a spurt of blood, spurting (isn't that a fun word?) from, I don't know, a body part.
One that a cannibal was eating. You know?




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